Is God A Marine?

[slapout9]

Is he Gomer Pyle?
Gomer Pyle (aka Jim Neighbors) sings the Impossible Dream!
For your listening pleasure and cultural enhancement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KeGccP9Jk

[stanleywinthrop]

No, God is not a Marine. However, he does have a special place in his heart for Marines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4FgmaKOy8

[slapout9]

No, God is not a Marine. However, he does have a special place in his heart for Marines.


Stanley usually I agree with you but you might be wrong this time.;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqnYQKjHfHY

[jmm99]

Evidence: Who guards His Streets ? :)

Cheers

Mike

[slapout9]

Evidence: Who guards His Streets ? :)

Cheers

Mike


Yes, the evidence is growing...the Army has a song,the Navy has a song,the Air Force has a song, but the Marine Corps has a .......Hymn!

[Kiwigrunt]

Yes, the evidence is growing...the Army has a song,the Navy has a song,the Air Force has a song, but the Marine Corps has a .......Hymn!

And a her

link (http://www.dawnwilsonministries.org/book.html)

[jmm99]

A long "His"story have the Hiz's "Hers" ...

One can take it straight ....

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from WWII;

or a bit twisted (but a remarkable resemblence carried over 125 years) ....

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from the War of 1812 and the rigging of the USS Constitution, "Lucy Brewer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Brewer)".

Ken White, in one of his iterations, chaired "Lucy's" promotion board.

In his later (and present) iteration, Ken in the later 1940s perceived the first poster (and the Corps) as a solution for his teen-aged dating problems - the Corps obviously being filled with attractive women dedicated to the "Fighting Marines". His delusions soon ended. :D

Cheers

Mike

[slapout9]

A long "His"story have the Hiz's "Hers" ...


Cheers

Mike

Seems to fit with their amphibious nature:wry:

[Rifleman]

...Air Cav:

"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war." Revelation 19:11

[jmm99]

follows the Book as dictated by The Commandant.

And so, a "him" deemed Faithful and True; and a "her" deemed Faithful and True (that darned Lucy taking charge again):

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and two more = 4 Horsemen (no better friends; no worse enemies).

Cheers

Mike

[Rifleman]

...needs better hermeneutics! ;)

[John T. Fishel]

Ya beat me to it!:wry: I was about to suggest to Rifleman that he had forgotten the MAGTF!;)

Cheers

JohnT

[jmm99]

The Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse - OMG, how politically incorrect I was in uttering "4 Horsemen" - have any MAGTF (macro down to micro) beat all to hell - pestilence, war, famine, and death, all in one package.

Still, Rifleman has a point re: hermeneutics and Hermeneutics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermeneutics). But, what is a bit of adaptation, improvisation and overcoming - all among friends.

:):):)

Mike

[COMMAR]

"We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army.

Then on the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since.

We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them.

Fighter by day, Lover by night, Drunkard by choice, Marine by GOD!" by Ye Ol'Salty Dog



No offense to my Army & Navy brothers but many a Baby Boot have been tucked in their racks on that one. :rolleyes:

[God]

My silly children, of course I'm a Marine.

[jmm99]

tell me true -

by this:


Genesis, Chapter 6

1 When men began to multiply on earth and daughters were born to them,
2 the sons of heaven saw how beautiful the daughters of man were, and so they took for their wives as many of them as they chose.
3 Then the LORD said: "My spirit shall not remain in man forever, since he is but flesh. His days shall comprise one hundred and twenty years."
4 At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown.

did the mutinous heavenly Marines populate the Globe with little Marines;

or is the foul rumor of the cross product of Marine and gorilla -

to you true ?

Reverently

Mike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(archangel))

[Kiwigrunt]

I just visited God's profile page and found that she has not made any friends yet.....bit concerned about that. :confused:

[Ken White]

way back then... :D

[slapout9]

"We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army.

Then on the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since.

We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them.

Fighter by day, Lover by night, Drunkard by choice, Marine by GOD!" by Ye Ol'Salty Dog



No offense to my Army & Navy brothers but many a Baby Boot have been tucked in their racks on that one. :rolleyes:

Sounds like OPERATIONAL DESIGN to me:wry:

[gute]

I just visited God's profile page and found that she has not made any friends yet.....bit concerned about that. :confused:

trust me, the user name God is not a she.

[God]

tell me true -

by this:



did the mutinous heavenly Marines populate the Globe with little Marines;

or is the foul rumor of the cross product of Marine and gorilla -

to you true ?

Reverently

Mike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(archangel))

I created the Marines in the image of myself, perfect, and they went out and comiited a sim by reproducing with gorillas. But, they were not alone. The Army fornicated with orangutans, the Air Force fornicated with chimpanzees, and the Navy scre..., uh, fornicated with baboons.

[jmm99]

engineered by the Coast Guard JAG, or I'll have to lose my faith in "God".

Everyone knows that chimpanzees are ground pounders and orangutans fly through the air.

Though come to think of it, so do Airborne and AirCav.

In truth, the systematic theology is far too deep for me.

Regards to all who contributed to this nonsense.

Mike

[George Burns]

My silly children, of course I'm a Marine.

SWC God, I served with God, I knew God, God was a friend of mine. SWC God, you're no God. But back on topic, God is not a Marine but all the guards up here are and next to Christmas the biggest shindig is on 10 November each year. Captain Samuel Nicholas though, is quite tired of his eternal role as the oldest Marine at the Ball.

[slapout9]

engineered by the Coast Guard JAG, or I'll have to lose my faith in "God".

Everyone knows that chimpanzees are ground pounders and orangutans fly through the air.

Though come to think of it, so do Airborne and AirCav.

In truth, the systematic theology is far too deep for me.

Regards to all who contributed to this nonsense.

Mike


jmm99, don't worry we haven't said anything about Lawyers:D

[jmm99]

around here if I said that lawyers were descended from apes and monkeys. :D

Now, excuse me while I go about scratching and picking off lice. :eek:

Mike

[God]

It has come to my attention that I may have insulted some members - I apologize. My posts were only meant to be humorous.

As I mentioned before Marines and gorillas had a connection. How did this happen. Well, the Marine was sold into slavery by his brothers because his dress blue coat was so beautiful. In his new land he proved himself worthy and became a powerful person, but was not allowed to reproduce with the local women. That left him few options, really one option, a female gorilla. No one asked and he did not tell. The Marine and gorilla had children - twins named GI and Zoomie and soon after a child named Swabbie.

GI and Zoomie were tight and often played Swabbie in backyard football games. As GI and Zoomie grew older, Zoomie wanted more independence from his brother. Telling his brother that he had lofty goals and wanted to aim high to which his brother responded that he could not because they were an army of one. But to no avail, Zoomie moved to Colorado where he met a woman and had numerous airmen.

GI was lost for a short time, going through five pentomic relationships, but eventually found his mate who is built like a modular brick house. They seem to be happy and have a lot of tired soldiers running around.

Swabbie, well he was kept around by his dad the Marine who needed a driver or specifically someone to drive his land yacht. Swabbie soon bored of this went out on his own where he met a mermaid and they have a whole family of sailors:)

[slapout9]

It's offical....looks like Santa Claus is a Marine!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3k1SOE760Y

[AdamG]

It has come to my attention that I may have insulted some members - I apologize. My posts were only meant to be humorous.


Yo - I know you're busy and all, but I'm still waiting on those cheerleaders I asked for back before Christmas 1981. :confused:

PS - don't foist it off on the J4, all the NSNs were double-checked.