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SteveMetz
10-12-2007, 09:53 AM
GEN Petraeus has referred to al Qaeda in Iraq as the "wolf closest to the sled." (http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1012/p25s01-wome.html)

Now, from a strategic communications standpoint, I like the use of homesy metaphors, but have some issues with that. Simply put, it sounds too darned Russian.

So I propose that we use our collective brain (and I'm assuming that there's only one that we rotate around among us) to come up with a better homesy metaphor for AQI

I'm still working on it, but I'm thinking of things like:

--A porcupine in the outhouse
--The flea closest to the dog's butt
--A Tennessean in Tiffany's
--Satan's socks

You get the drift. Chip in and do your part for national defense.

slapout9
10-12-2007, 10:09 AM
1-The one thats lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

2-They are like a sore tailed cat in a rocking chair factory.

3-Like a skunk that smells his own smell first.

wm
10-12-2007, 10:53 AM
Here's a couple :

The pit bull closest to Michael Vick

The last honey barrel pulled out of the latrine

The 'gator nearest the general's dog (Tom Odom, down at Polk do they still tell the story about how George the gator got put in Alligator Lake.)

Tom Odom
10-12-2007, 12:43 PM
Although Petraeus admitted that local militias are a problem and could potentially be a long-term issue, he said Al Qaeda remains "the wolf closest to the sled ... the enemy bent on causing the most sectarian violence, inflicting the most horrific casualties, and damaging the infrastructure in the most difficult way." He added that US forces were making progress, but they must continue to apply pressure on the terrorist group. "We have our teeth in them and we've got to keep them down," he said.

He really has teeth issues....


How about, "Hannibal Lector without a mask?"

Or going back further, "A Great white with only one barrel in him?"

marct
10-12-2007, 01:40 PM
How about, "Hannibal Lector without a mask?"

I like that one, but it may be a touch too modern. How about "the rabid fox in Iraq's henhouse"?

Steve Blair
10-12-2007, 01:44 PM
The wolf closest to the herd (or flock).

Although I do have a fondness for more off-color expressions that don't really work for IO but might make the point better....:eek:

selil
10-12-2007, 04:19 PM
The sandle soul of a beggar?

The left handed sheik of society?

Tom Odom
10-12-2007, 05:29 PM
I got it......

Tom Odom
10-12-2007, 05:29 PM
wait for it......

Tom Odom
10-12-2007, 05:30 PM
Mother-in-law :D

Rex Brynen
10-12-2007, 05:31 PM
Frankly, "the IED nearest the Humvee" seems most apt...

goesh
10-15-2007, 12:34 PM
- the ####ter we couldn't get ignited

SteveMetz
10-15-2007, 01:21 PM
- the ####ter we couldn't get ignited

Except when there are burrito grande MREs in the box.

Stan
10-15-2007, 01:24 PM
Mother-in-law :D

I second that one ;)

Beelzebubalicious
10-16-2007, 07:07 AM
I'm not sure I really understand this saying. My assumption is that Gen. Petraeus is the sled driver, Iraq is the sled, and AQI the closest wolf to the sled. If this is right, who are the dogs? One can only assume it's the US military forces...I think Petraeus owes us an explanation....

Rob Thornton
10-16-2007, 11:30 AM
I think Iraq is supposed to be the sled, the dogs I'm not sure were part of the analogy, but if you wanted to extend it - you might consider it the forces driving it along - which is a pretty big list. As for better analogies, each to his own I reckon.

Best Rob

Mark O'Neill
10-16-2007, 11:37 AM
After what I have been seeing lately I kinda favour:

"AQI - even more annoying than Anthropologists"

Tom Odom
10-16-2007, 12:06 PM
After what I have been seeing lately I kinda favour:

"AQI - even more annoying than Anthropologists"

Oh man....

There is that Aussie culture peeking out :D

Mark,

I cannot drink my coffee when you make me snort it :eek:

Tom

Mark O'Neill
10-16-2007, 12:23 PM
Oh man....

There is that Aussie culture peeking out :D

Mark,

I cannot drink my coffee when you make me snort it :eek:

Tom

Don't you hate it when it drips through your nose..... not that I know anything about that...