Starship Troopers, here we come!
Good to see Lockheed Martin has finally solved that infantry weight problem. ;)
Quote:
Lockheed Martin has come up with a robotic exoskeleton to help soldiers better shoulder the crushing weight they carry in equipment. The Human Universal Load Carrier (HULC) was built under an exclusive licensing agreement with Berkeley Bionics, a company that specializes in exoskeleton technology.
According to Lockheed, the HULC will help soldiers carry up to 200 pounds "with minimal effort." It works by transferring weight from heavy loads to the ground via the battery-powered, titanium legs of the lower-body exoskeleton. An onboard micro-computer ensures the exoskeleton moves in concert with the soldier. The HULC's un-tethered hydraulic-powered anthropomorphic exoskeleton allows soldiers to perform a range of motions--deep squats, crawls and upper-body lifting--all with minor exertion, according to Lockheed.
I'm sure once Commanders put out so many requirements that exceed 200 pounds, LM will give you infantry guys a 500 pound version. :eek:
Not to worry. If you do get caught and have to do that,
it'll fail at the worst possible time and since it cost seven gazillion bucks, they'll send two birds with Apache escorts to pick it and you up so they can charge you with an Article 134 violation of some sort (of which you'll be exonerated because the CID Investigators aren't going where you've been...). So it'll all work out okay, they'll take it back to the drawing board and someone else will get to try out the M1A1 version... :cool:
The real problem is the poor guys that have to go try to retrieve the spare battery supply from your trial the extraction crew forgot to pick up... :wry:
Bubble Gum Version of what we need...
Think Tin Man vis a vis Dale Brown novel...
I'd test drive that...
We have a battery transporter...
You think you've got it bad!
Wait to you actually procure it. Then we'll have to as well in order to maintain 'interoperability'. Only in order to preserve UK jobs, we won't just buy your model. Oh no. We'll build the declassified parts under licence in different small potting sheds in obscure parts of the British Isles, in key electoral constituencies. Then bring in a (US) contractor to work out why they don't work when they're all put together. This will cost 3 times as much as the single unit cost of buying the original. So we'll only be able to buy single figure quantities. We'll get rid of 10 infantry battalions to pay for them, thereby 'doing more with less', in the words of one of our greatest living former madmen. Then, being scarce and precious, they will only be commited to operations in benign environments.
The funding being apportioned, and organisational streamlining actioned, the actual fielding will be delayed indefinitely as part of the next defence review (due to take place any time between dinner time today and 2012). However, maintaining the new production lines and stock will be actioned by selling an improved (halal) variant to various middle eastern regimes, reducing our overall balance of payments. So all in all, another great success.
Perhaps I should swap the coffee for camomile, as the wife suggests...
And how much time and money was spent...
coming up with the acronym "Human Universal Load Carrier (HULC)"?
And it gets better - "built under an exclusive licensing agreement with Berkeley Bionics"...
Would you trust the lives of your soldiers to ANYTHING related to Berkeley?
We can sell you the US version, it'll be over engineered
to the point that it doesn't work (in our never ending effort to make it 'joint' and able to also do the laundry and translate Hittite or other languages to English and vice versa...) and hideously expensive but it does come in Desert Tan, Coyote Red, Forest, Sage, Dark Olive, Navy Blue, Marine Red and Gold, Black and of course, Purple. Obsolete NiCad Battery Pack included. An optional and highly desirable Lithium Ion Battery Pack is available. The Fully Mission Capable version in titanium and magnesium * as opposed to the standard polymer construction is also available. All options priced at 3x the original.
* Susceptible to flame and heat damage.