Good for you. Dry rub rules!
Clearly these cannibals were savages in even considering a catsup-based sauce...
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You guys really should read Contingency Cannibalism: Superhardcore Survivalism's Dirty Little Secret by Shiguro Takada. Given the direction this thread has drifted off to, you all should get a kick out of it. It even includes recipes, so you can serve up your "Cultural Anthropologist" any way you'd like.