Heh, mine was a nurse we caught smuggling weepons
to the bad guys; she got really torqued when we stopped her Ambulance and insisted on searching it and her first attempt at blonde charm failed. She totally lost it when we found 14 weapons and a bunch of ammo. She was big girl, no razor, picked up an old Mauser, cranked off a round at me, it missed, I looked super cool (actually I was saying "wha..." and it all didn't register-- but it became a minor legend [myth?] with the troops) and the young speedy Four standing closest to her buttstroked her. :cool:
The good thing about that little soiree was that one of the weapons was an NWM made AR-10, the ones that got sold only to Batista and inherited by Castro and the S2 got to show it to the very anti-American Indian MG who was the UN rep and who was adamant there was no Cubano involvement in the Dom Rep. That and the un-PC PC nurse got hassled, oops, sorry, interrogated, for three days before we turned her over to State. :D
Some of 'em are a trip. Most are okay, a few are
great and few are flakes. Hmmm -- sounds just like your average rifle company..:D.
Get The Word Out Early, Gents
Tap your in-country connections, make her feel most welcome and keep her extra safe when she lands.