Reliable sourcing and future wars of today
Given the current and past success and more prominent failures of our sourcing theorems and decisions within the intelligence community, I would suggest that we should consider relooking the process. I will start with my main man nominated for man of the century.
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
Nick Hide
v/rA would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Mike
Last edited by MikeF; 04-08-2010 at 11:21 PM.
Originally Posted by MikeF
Given the current and past success and more prominent failures of our sourcing theorems and decisions within the intelligence community, I would suggest that we should consider relooking the process. I will start with my main man nominated for man of the century
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
Nick Hide
v/r
Mike
Mike, did you invite him to join the SWChe could moderate the future theories thread.
Slap,Mike, did you invite him to join the SWC
Given my current grade and security clearance in the USG, I can neither confirm nor deny any interaction with said individual.
I can only suggest that you may find insightful commentary and essays from me in the near future
v/r
Mike
I'm sure he has a bright future. CNAS will snap him up!Mike, did you invite him to join the SWC
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Sir Gerald Templer, foreword to the "Conduct of Anti-Terrorist Operations in Malaya," 1958 Edition
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