Is God A Marine?

[God]

tell me true -

by this:



did the mutinous heavenly Marines populate the Globe with little Marines;

or is the foul rumor of the cross product of Marine and gorilla -

to you true ?

Reverently

Mike

I created the Marines in the image of myself, perfect, and they went out and comiited a sim by reproducing with gorillas. But, they were not alone. The Army fornicated with orangutans, the Air Force fornicated with chimpanzees, and the Navy scre..., uh, fornicated with baboons.