Is God A Marine?

**God** · 10-03-2010

Originally Posted by jmm99

tell me true -

by this:

did the mutinous heavenly Marines populate the Globe with little Marines;

or is the foul rumor of the cross product of Marine and gorilla -

to you true ?

Reverently

Mike

I created the Marines in the image of myself, perfect, and they went out and comiited a sim by reproducing with gorillas. But, they were not alone. The Army fornicated with orangutans, the Air Force fornicated with chimpanzees, and the Navy scre..., uh, fornicated with baboons.

**jmm99** · 10-04-2010

engineered by the Coast Guard JAG, or I'll have to lose my faith in "God".

Everyone knows that chimpanzees are ground pounders and orangutans fly through the air.

Though come to think of it, so do Airborne and AirCav.

In truth, the systematic theology is far too deep for me.

Regards to all who contributed to this nonsense.

Mike

**George Burns** · 10-04-2010

Originally Posted by God

My silly children, of course I'm a Marine.

SWC God, I served with God, I knew God, God was a friend of mine. SWC God, you're no God. But back on topic, God is not a Marine but all the guards up here are and next to Christmas the biggest shindig is on 10 November each year. Captain Samuel Nicholas though, is quite tired of his eternal role as the oldest Marine at the Ball.

**slapout9** · 10-04-2010

Originally Posted by jmm99

engineered by the Coast Guard JAG, or I'll have to lose my faith in "God".

Everyone knows that chimpanzees are ground pounders and orangutans fly through the air.

Though come to think of it, so do Airborne and AirCav.

In truth, the systematic theology is far too deep for me.

Regards to all who contributed to this nonsense.

Mike

jmm99, don't worry we haven't said anything about Lawyers

**jmm99** · 10-04-2010

around here if I said that lawyers were descended from apes and monkeys.

Now, excuse me while I go about scratching and picking off lice.

Mike

**God** · 10-05-2010

It has come to my attention that I may have insulted some members - I apologize. My posts were only meant to be humorous.

As I mentioned before Marines and gorillas had a connection. How did this happen. Well, the Marine was sold into slavery by his brothers because his dress blue coat was so beautiful. In his new land he proved himself worthy and became a powerful person, but was not allowed to reproduce with the local women. That left him few options, really one option, a female gorilla. No one asked and he did not tell. The Marine and gorilla had children - twins named GI and Zoomie and soon after a child named Swabbie.

GI and Zoomie were tight and often played Swabbie in backyard football games. As GI and Zoomie grew older, Zoomie wanted more independence from his brother. Telling his brother that he had lofty goals and wanted to aim high to which his brother responded that he could not because they were an army of one. But to no avail, Zoomie moved to Colorado where he met a woman and had numerous airmen.

GI was lost for a short time, going through five pentomic relationships, but eventually found his mate who is built like a modular brick house. They seem to be happy and have a lot of tired soldiers running around.

Swabbie, well he was kept around by his dad the Marine who needed a driver or specifically someone to drive his land yacht. Swabbie soon bored of this went out on his own where he met a mermaid and they have a whole family of sailors