I wish I were making this up, but I'm not....

....The Network to Oppose War and Racism is asking supporters to send a “sexy zucchini” to Canada’s Defence Minister:

“THE PEOPLE OF AFGHANISTAN ARE STARVING. CANADIAN AND NATO MILITARY AGGRESSION HAS FORCED CIVILIANS TO FLEE. DROUGHT HAS REDUCED THE SUPPLY OF FOOD. IF WE WANT TO WIN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE PEOPLE OF AFGHANISTAN, SENDING FOOD INSTEAD OF DESTROYING VILLAGES MIGHT HELP. WE ASK YOU TO SEND A ZUCCHINI TO THE WAR MINISTER, HOPING THAT HE WILL FIND IT SEXY ENOUGH TO SATISFY HIS DESIRE FOR BOMBS, BULLETS, AND MISSILES.”....