SWC Reachback? Tuesday Noon (eastern)

[SteveMetz]

I think it would be much more fun for us to just post ridiculously hard questions and start a pool to see who can make you squirm the most.

[SWJED]

Did some prep today as a rehearsal...

Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A - Boo boos!

Q - Why is the red sea Red?
A - Queen Cleo used to have a periodical bath there!

Q - If all the women were taken out of circulation, what kind of nation would this be?
A - Stag-nation.

Q - What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A - A township.

Q - Where do you find giant snails?
A - On the ends of giant's fingers.

Q - What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A - Run over!

Q - Which is the biggest country in the world?
A - Cuba. Its government is in Moscow, its armed forces in Africa and its people in the US.

Q - Which came first, the liar or the politician?
A - hmmmmm (thinking)!

Q - What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A - The cold shoulder.

Q - If all the cars in the U.S.A. were pink. What would we have?
A - A pink carnation.

Q - Why was the little boy staring so hard at the orange juice carton?
A - Because it said "concentrate"!

Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because it had no guts!

Q - Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A - Because he had no body to go with.

Bada Bing, Bada Boom...

[SteveMetz]

Don't give up your day job.

[SWJED]

Don't give up your day job.

I hope the recall e-mail function works....