Ted, Thanks ! Glad you posted this as I’ve been in a 12-year battle with the Finns and Swedes over Santa’s nationality. Every year and with every email and message, they sign off with ‘regards from the land of Father Christmas’ or ‘regards from Lapimaa (Lapland), home of Santa’.
Dammit already, Santa’s an Amurikan and lives on the North Pole in Alaska…you boneheads !
No self-righteous Canadian fighter pilot is going to fly from Finland to Canada, when Santa lives in Alaska
Just ask 'em the last time they made a Santa Claus movie. They can't cause Santa speaks English when he consents to appearing in a movie.Originally Posted by Stan
Ted, Thanks ! Glad you posted this as I’ve been in a 12-year battle with the Finns and Swedes over Santa’s nationality. Every year and with every email and message, they sign off with ‘regards from the land of Father Christmas’ or ‘regards from Lapimaa (Lapland), home of Santa’.
Dammit already, Santa’s an Amurikan and lives on the North Pole in Alaska…you boneheads !
No self-righteous Canadian fighter pilot is going to fly from Finland to Canada, when Santa lives in Alaska
Santa might want a lap dance in Lapland but he don't live there...
Everybody knows he is from "Slapland" which is a little north of me.
I thought that's where they got the elves, not Santa. After all, all them elves is kin, ain't they?
"On the plains and mountains of the American West, the United States Army had once learned everything there was to learn about hit-and-run tactics and guerrilla warfare."
T.R. Fehrenbach This Kind of War
Santa Boot Camp
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I always get it mixed up--elves are from Slapout, fairies are from Prattville, right?I thought that's where they got the elves, not Santa. After all, all them elves is kin, ain't they?
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