Council New Members Examination

[M.A.H.]

What type of drum?

FYI it is always 11.

[SGTMILLS]

1. The papal paul passed punctual presents and perceived present
predicaments.
2. Glenlevit is fine, but my appendix is already gone.
3. I only speak one language....bang bang. you stop whining.
4. The creation of life is equal to the saving of life, but some of the people
I have saved probably didn't deserve to be saved (natural selection) which
proves that the English parlimentary system is faulted.
5. No piano, must use rear brown trombone. i wrote a concerto, but it
stinks.
6. Alpha, Theta, Gnu.
7. Not enough beer or ammunition. must start making both.
8. Done, blindfolded, and behind the back. (in under 30 seconds)
9. Use domestic oil, whilst returning our labor force to building our own
products. cubism: the returns are three fold.
Donatist Controversy: using local assets continues to improve our own self
worth.
10. "Hello, Vladimir? Yeah, Ahmadinejad said you couldn't buy your way
out of Georgia"
11. The truth is out there...prove me wrong...
12. If you don't mind, it don't matter. (not my quote)
13. Thought "a" enters male mind. male sees picture of bikini model. where
were we?
14. "Every plan changes once you get hit in the face." (again, not my quote)
14.

[Steve Blair]

1-14: Habla Smith & Wesson?

[SGTMILLS]

1. The papal paul passed punctual presents and perceived present
predicaments.
2. Glenlevit is fine, but my appendix is already gone.
3. I only speak one language....bang bang. you stop whining.
4. The creation of life is equal to the saving of life, but some of the people
I have saved probably didn't deserve to be saved (natural selection) which
proves that the English parlimentary system is faulted.
5. No piano, must use rear brown trombone. i wrote a concerto, but it
stinks.
6. Alpha, Theta, Gnu.
7. Not enough beer or ammunition. must start making both.
8. Done, blindfolded, and behind the back. (in under 30 seconds)
9. Use domestic oil, whilst returning our labor force to building our own
products. cubism: the returns are three fold.
Donatist Controversy: using local assets continues to improve our own self
worth.
10. "Hello, Vladimir? Yeah, Ahmadinejad said you couldn't buy your way
out of Georgia"
11. The truth is out there...prove me wrong...
12. If you don't mind, it don't matter. (not my quote)
13. Thought "a" enters male mind. male sees picture of bikini model. where
were we?
14. "Every plan changes once you get hit in the face." (again, not my quote)
14.

OOORRRR...I COULD JUST READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, LIKE AN INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING, AND ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS. HOW MANY QUESTIONS WERE THERE AGAIN??

[reed11b]

42

[Render]

I'll add my version...

42.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp0FbdrsIGM&NR=1

MG
42,
R

[120mm]

42

Right. But what's the question?

Gotcha....

BTW - My towel is grey. Earth tones are important, here, as they tend not to show dirt, blood and other things as well.

[reed11b]

Right. But what's the question?

Gotcha....

BTW - My towel is grey. Earth tones are important, here, as they tend not to show dirt, blood and other things as well.

Having it take 4 weeks for someone to get the punchline is probably not a good indecator for my humor abilities

[120mm]

Actually, I'd attribute it more to the sheer volume of "stuff" on SWC, as well as the benighted nature of most of the guys on here when it comes to the "important stuff".

Because, while they are consumed with thoughts about fighting "Small Wars", everyone who has seen the permit KNOWS that the planet "Dirt" is scheduled for destruction in order to construct an intergalactic bypass.

And all this discussion is for nothing.

[sullygoarmy]

Jeez...now I know where they got the SAMS entrance exam from!

[wm]

Actually, I'd attribute it more to the sheer volume of "stuff" on SWC, as well as the benighted nature of most of the guys on here when it comes to the "important stuff".

Because, while they are consumed with thoughts about fighting "Small Wars", everyone who has seen the permit KNOWS that the planet "Dirt" is scheduled for destruction in order to construct an intergalactic bypass.

And all this discussion is for nothing.

It might just be that the majority of the readers really do not want to hear Vogon poetry.

[Culpeper]

OMG! Lions!, Tigers!, and Bears! Just glad to be grandfathered in.

[sapperfitz82]

Will report back in three weeks with answers to the rest.