...according to a report (PDF at non-terrorist site, in Google English & Arabic) from a "fact-finding committee" - the Readers Digest version from the Taliban:
  • We attack fuel trucks, and NATO runs away, leaving one truck stuck in the river.
  • The area residents (who were up late during Ramadan) asked if they could have fuel from the truck.
  • We said OK, but told them to run away when they realized a plane was in the area.
  • Big boom.
  • No bomb crater, and NATO allegations that people were incinerated are lies. Therefore, some sort of weapon against the Geneva conventions/laws of war (chemical perhaps?) must have been used.
  • Therefore, we have a war crime.
  • By the way, here’s a list of 79 names of the “martyred” we got from area residents.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....