Do you see the extra "C" now? That's for you, B., and for the hundreds of kids who made fun of my real last name -- Featherstone -- for so many wonderful years! It's a fun name to have.

Seriously though, that sounds like interesting work. I've always wanted to do a story (I'm a journalist) that would take me to Russia and/or the former Soviet republics. This one has all the elements of a fun story. I wonder what will happen to the geniuses who got caught.

Where's your next assignment, B.?