Contractor Inanity

[Pete]

A very big Beltway Bandit with way too much on their plate - my contract ended up with a "logistics specialist" who unceremoniously dumped a line item because the potential vendor I had worked with before (and provided as a reliable source) was not their source. The log spec then ordered some other friggin doohickey that was not only incorrect for the intended application, but way too expensive resulting in me ending up short for my units.

And the boll weevil said to the farmer,
"Farmer, I'd like to wish you well"
Farmer said to the boll weevil
"Yeah, I wish that you were in hell

Lookin' for home
Lookin' for a home
Ah, you have a home, all right
You'd have a home, real hot home."