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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Good Lord, now he's talking about contract law--with every day that Schmedlap goes to law school he sounds more and more like a lawyer. Pretty soon we'll be hearing ads on the radio--"Call Schmedlap for workers' compensation claims, workplace injuries, divorce, wills, DUIs, DWIs, less-than-Honorable military discharges. Call 1-800-PAY-BACK, that's 1-800-PAY-BACK ... and you know what payback is!"
    Three issues.

    1) I was referencing our oath, not a restatement or code.

    2) Most of my sentiment would find greater support from my father's no-nonsense, old-school notions of individual responsibility and "my word is my bond" personal honor than in any law. He can't even spell "restatement" and he'll be the first to tell you.

    3) If I become a lawyer, my business model will rest upon the tried and true methods of low-cost marketing and maximizing inventory turn-over. Return customers are easier to keep than new customers are to obtain. A narrow range of specialized services can be provided with greater speed than a broad range of service. Therefore, I will exclusively focus upon no-fault divorce and DUI defense and I will offer customer loyalty cards like you get at the sandwich shop. Buy 4 no-fault divorces and your fifth one is free. Buy 3 DUI defenses and you get half off the fees associated with your parole hearing. No contingency fees, but free parking validation with all consultations, assuming you are still permitted to drive.

    But, in regard to item (3), that's a very big "if."

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    Whoops, I neglected to add, "Call now! Operators are standing by to take your call!"

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