Pregnancy - a court martial offense?

[Schmedlap]

I wonder how long it will be before someone actually claims that G-d is the baby daddy. That never worked where I grew up.

I doubt that it would work in this case, either. The most recent lawsuit against the almighty that I am aware of was dismissed with prejudice. While service of process would seem a no-brainer, given omniscience, the judge concluded that the court could not conclude that papers had been filed in the absence of a legal address. Even if that had succeeded, it is doubtful that the court would have been willing to grant the injunction sought, since any attempt to enforce the court order would likely have invited a hail of fire and brimstone from the defendant.