Me: Uncle Bobby, why don't you have a passport?
Uncle Bobby: Because the last time I went overseas people tried to kill me.
Me: But Uncle Bobby, that was Vietnam.
Uncle Bobby: Yep, but I'm not taking any more chances.
Me: Uncle Bobby, why don't you have a passport?
Uncle Bobby: Because the last time I went overseas people tried to kill me.
Me: But Uncle Bobby, that was Vietnam.
Uncle Bobby: Yep, but I'm not taking any more chances.
It is right to learn, even from one's enemies
Ovid
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