Jon,
Thanks for the funniest I've read in a while

But ABC News reported that Tobias, whose resignation was effective immediately, said he had called an escort service several times "to have gals come over the condo to give me a massage."

Tobias, 65, who is married, said there had been no sex, and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages
Well pal, there will soon be sex with the USG