Ukraine (closed; covers till August 2014)

[mirhond]

Mirhond:

If you guys are going to troll here as "Mirhond" work a little harder and have just one person do the trolling. When you switch off the quality of the written English and the sentence construction is wildly variable. Have a little respect for us and at least try to make it look good.

Total and complete offtop

You made my day! It is the best compliment about my English i've ever heard in my entire life!

I can give you my Skype contact, so you can personally evaluate how crappy my spoken English is, written is just slightly better. Really, do it, send me a PM. Presupposing that you value your beliefs more than reality, I give a 15% a priori probability you'll do this.
Besides, I am not trolling, just plaing a legitimate role of devil's advocate.

ps. Sorry for offtop, the temptation was irresistible.