Quote Originally Posted by Schmedlap View Post
Safety rules may be the greatest source of ridiculous stories.

In 2004, I was at NTC and an O-6 informed me that I was a sorry excuse for a leader because I did not care about the safety or welfare of my Soldiers. What was my crime?
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But we gave one final "yes sir" and feigned respect for him. My driver and I then spent the next 10 minutes retrieving 3 sets of goggles while the ground guide "guarded" the vehicle, and then we were back on our way.
I'm surprised he didn't demand you all wear full-body condoms and then swath yourselves in bubblewrap.
Safety First - even if you suffocate!