Screw it

Use Patton's tanker uniform and add a light coat of oil....

Ken has seen decades more of this than I have and I am in my third. Seems like everytime a new SMA gets tapped, we have to start changing the damn uniform. It is absolutely silly, it wastes money, and is a complete distraction from what is important.

I see troops worrying as to whether their ammo pouches match their ACUs.

Anyone for chamber music on the fantail? We will have to rearrange the deck chairs....

1st Steward, RMS Titanic

Tom