I've opened the comm link among the moderators, and I suspect there will be a balanced, prudent discussion shortly which will offer the way ahead.

You come up with some interesting questions. The one about sheep-counting kept my pool team occupied for a while.
And yes, I have a thirst for knowledge about the often odd and curious. The appetite often ends up leaving me with more on my plate than I can realistically consume. But at least I already know to not rely on a life jacket to ward off bullets.