The Men Who Stare at Goats

[slapout9]

So staring at a goat, in a intense fashion, can distress the goat to the degree where it's heart rate increases? I think I can do that.

I know a lot of folks in Slapout that could do that....how much you get paid for that?

[MikeF]

I know a lot of folks in Slapout that could do that....how much you get paid for that?

I'm only half-joking when I suggest that we should put together a team of country good ole boys to go after Bin Ladin.

Training would be easy. The boys from my home already know the hills. I'd just have to explain that in this part of the woods, we do lamb roasts instead of pig pickens.

And, I'd have to find a way to keep them off the heroin . They can keep the goats.

Mike

[William F. Owen]

I'm only half-joking when I suggest that we should put together a team of country good ole boys to go after Bin Ladin.

It don't worry me none, I reckon.