Everybody knows he is from "Slapland" which is a little north of me.
I thought that's where they got the elves, not Santa. After all, all them elves is kin, ain't they?
"On the plains and mountains of the American West, the United States Army had once learned everything there was to learn about hit-and-run tactics and guerrilla warfare."
T.R. Fehrenbach This Kind of War
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