Originally Posted by
Schmedlap
I'm reminded of a conversation that I had with our BN Civil Affairs guy in April 2003, in Baghdad...
Him: Don't worry. Brigade's CA plan is nested in Division's.
Me: What's Division's plan?
Him: They're waiting for Brigade to think of something.
Me: So is our plan nested in Brigade's?
Him: Kind of. They're waiting for the battalions to think of something, but I can't really do much when our AOR boundaries change twice a day.
Me: Well, at least everyone is on the same sheet of music.
Him: Yeah, they're all making fart noises with their armpits in perfect unison.
Me: I guess we're not redeploying before the fourth of July, huh?
Him: [Laughs water through nose]