So? How else will the rest of the world learn of the nonsense we live with, day-to-day.
Get the book published, even if you fictionalize it.
We need more CATCH-22's for the 21st century, or the Colonel Cathcarts of this world will escape un-mocked.
[dons full-body condom and suit-of-bubblewrap, before resuming Lanes training]
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